Date: 12/29/2018
By chronicsleepwalker
i was attending a university in chicago, and i would walk to class everyday with zaria. in a particular class we would get tests done as if we were getting a physical in a hospital. one time i got tested on my IQ, so i had to do a mind test on an iphone app, and it was timed + very difficult. another time in this class, i had to shove a weird back massager shaped object into my vagina, and i ended up masturbating with it while i was in the room before the doctor came in. while i was walking to class with zaria, we took an alternate route and i ended up stepping on rocks covered in bees. i spotted an assassin bug, which i tried to get away from immediately, but it lashed on to the back of my shirt and shoved its needle like tongue into my flesh... i was screaming at zaria to take it out and i finally got it out myself at least 10 minutes later. the next day kevin was visiting me, and we decided to go out to lunch at a Chinese restaurant with multiple courses. it was high end, so we knew our bill was going to be around $100 to $200 each. the bill was actually over $1000, so i had to call my mom to pay for the rest because i didn’t want to take money out of savings.