Blind Doesn't Mean Smart (and other sexy adages)

Date: 3/3/2017

By ImprovdHat

I was blind (for some reason) but I insisted on being in the musical and making crappy blind jokes. Also bc it was a dream, I switched to third person/camera PoV and everything was fine and dandy. Going into the changing room, I heard ๐Ÿ˜ถ talking with Annie about me. Wanting to eavesdrop, I did a Skyrim style crouch and third person camera'd around a corner. Note: this would be impossible for a number of reasons. One I'm prolly too clumsy to sneak convincingly. Two, I'd have to have been in the dude's bathroom to get the angle I saw them at but I was by Sergio's office. Anyway ๐Ÿ˜ถ was saying that he thought I was a really neat person and might even like me. Then asked Annie if I was picking up on that and that's why I looked like a try-hard buffoon in front of him. She was like: "oooh yea, DEFINITELY." (speaking of buffoon) Later I was talking with ๐Ÿ˜ถ and he complimented my outfit and I wanted to say something witty yet meaningful so I said "I like your butt." My will to live plummeted in nanoseconds. I blushed furiously while spewing apologizes. Eventually I said: "I'm going to leave, please don't hate me bc I'm a complete idiot." Then I headed to the chorus room, pleading to death and Becky looked over at me like "ah, one of THOSE times eh? That kind of embarrassing happens once in a lifetime." "Thank God because I can't take another one of these." There was also pearls involved. I don't remember where they fit in chronologically but I had these old pearls and I took them to a jewelers to get them like new again. They were supposed to impress ๐Ÿ˜ถ or be a gift or something. Unfortunately, I'm also poor in my dreams so they didn't look to good when after they were shiny-fied. So finally ๐Ÿ˜ถ comes up to me like "Pearls are just pearls and words are just words. I don't hate you bc of a stupid mix up, we're totally cool." 2. then I had more lucid dreams on the couch at school: So I wouldn't ever use my dreams to like... you know.... with anyone bc I think that's gross and I would hate it if someone did that to me. Instead I realized I was lucid and decided to play video games with ๐Ÿ˜ถ. At first we played this game where you were a mouse trying to explore the world around you without being eaten by a cat and he was a lot better at it than I was. Then I put in halo and started playing. I slowly started to lose control (despite my efforts to make things more realistic) and we became the characters on a map that doesn't exist. Then I got some power back as ๐Ÿ˜ถ snuck up behind me (in the game/IRL) and started to tickle me. Then I made myself horny but refused to take advantage of him (even if he wasn't real) so my brain turned against me. I thought I'd woken up bc of ๐Ÿ˜Žpoking me. In my dream (which I totally thought was real) I pretended to be asleep. Then he laid me across his lap (at the couch at school --> why I thought it was real) and before I protested, he started rubbing my back. It felt soooooooo good! I still pretended to be asleep and he rubbed my ass and back and then he was like: "Abby you awake?" Then I had to be like "omg I sleepn so much, y u wake me? I slpn, where u come from? much surprise" So because ๐Ÿ˜Ž "woke me" I told him he had to snuggle with me on the couch and we did until I woke up for real and asked if anyone was hugging/bugging me whilst I slept.