Unpredictable Kitchen

Date: 6/25/2019

By TheMeaningOfRecit

This dream started out with a view of the sea and sky. It was completely day and the sky was clear of clouds. After a few seconds, a rectangular piece of wood fell from the sky. It stopped where the camera was looking. You could see one of the rectangle sides. There was two little creatures on the floating wood. I don't remember what they looked like. And although I forgot how, they built on to the wood. There was wooden walls and a flat roof. Then the view turned to the left. There was a long metal pole from the sea to the sky. Then the pole moved up and revealed that it was connected to another piece of wood. Inside the wood was a stuck raccoon. Its butt half was towards the camera, and you could not see the other half. Then it was revealed that the raccoon was actually a skunk with different colors, because it sprayed a green gas. The gas went towards the creatures and the camera followed it. The gas made the creatures fall down the wood and to the sea. The view stayed a while, then the scene switched. I was in the kitchen with two other people. One of them was my old friend Darren from 6th grade. I don't remember the other one. I told them that we have to run to the fort (my sister’s room) because there's an apocalypse going on. Then I ran. Every door in the hallway was open. When I got to the end of the hallway, I looked back and they wasn't there. Then I walked back to the kitchen and said to them the same thing. Then they ran before me. I was last. One of them ran to my sister’s room and then they disappeared and made a ding sound, and a yellow smiley face came from the corner to the end of the hallway. The same thing happened to the other guy, but this time, it was purple. Then I made it to her room. The door was halfway open and on the wrong side. It was on the outside and towards the wall. My sister and cousin were there sitting on the bed watching Phineas and Ferb. The two boys stood at the end and I stayed near the door. After a few seconds, I walked to my room. The door was correct and all the way open. I reached behind the door and pulled out a smiley face and the number 0. They was both yellow and made of foam. Then I teleported to the kitchen. I told them the same thing again. Then I ran again. This time, they ran behind me, but instead to the living room. In there was a gray tank, a big rectangular machine on the left, and a cylinder shape with a round top with a cannon barrel sticking out of the round part on the right. Then I stopped and watched them run to the tank. After that, the scene switched to an arkanoid level. All of the bricks were yellow and in a square at the top. The background was a jungle, and the edges were turquoise. Instead of regular arkanoid where you bounce a ball on a paddle, there was two things at the bottom that I forgot what they look like. They shot at the bricks. However, the bricks didn't break. At the same time, my voice kept saying "No, you're supposed to run" over and over. After this, the scene switched. This time, it was a big room made of sandstone. It looked like a temple of some sort. There was a bunch of people in it. On one side, it looked like it was infinite. On the other was a giant version of the white shelf in the kitchen. Then, the contents of the shelf disappeared and the shelf itself turned from white to sandstone and it shrunk a bit. On the top appeared a giant Candace Flynn head also made of sandstone. The head in Candace's voice said "Bow down to your ruler." After that was said, Candace's mom's head appeared to the left. It too was sandstone, and her eyes were green gems. Then the people at the bottom started shooting at the mom's head. After a while, it switched to Candace's view, and she said "Notice me" and then arms with paws appeared on the shelf body. It crushed 2 people. Then the people shot at the mom again. The same thing happened. Candace said notice me and crushed 2 people at a time. After about a minute of this, the view switched to a person. They ran towards Candace. Then the guy ran up one of the arms and climbed to the top shelf part. A green gem appeared in that part of the shelf. The guy broke it, and whatever happened after that, the people started shooting at Candace's head instead. Then Candace attacked differently. The view changed to Candace and then she started breathing fire at the people. Soon enough, everyone died except for the man. Then the scene switched again. This time, it was the kitchen again. Everyone was gone except for me. I was standing near the laundry room. There was an extra white part of the bar to the left of the oven. On this part was a black spider. It was weird looking because its body was an oval instead of circle. The spider was surrounded by eight bouncy balls. All of them was black but the one where the spider was facing had gray stripes. Then the spider talked, and it sounded like a man. It started counting to 40. I had a colorful bouncy ball in my hand. I had to hide this ball from the spider for some reason. I looked around the kitchen for a hiding spot, but couldn't find anywhere. At 39, I quickly put the ball behind the little red oven near the sink. I returned to my spot. Then the spider started to move. It pushed the black with gray stripes ball out of the way. It went in a straight line to the oven. Then it went behind it and pushed it out. I said "Good job." Then the spider crawled to the plates and to the microwave. When the spider made it to the microwave, it morphed into a big yellow lizard. After this, it crawled to the black oven. It was closed, which means there was a crack between the door and the top. The lizard squeezed itself into the crack. When it was completely inside, the lizard got burned by the oven. Smoke came from it and the lizard turned black, and it didn't move. Once again, the scene switched. This time, it was the bathroom of my old house. I was bathing, and my sister was standing near the bathtub in front of me. I got an amiibo like figure out of nowhere and showed it to her. Remember the Simpsons episode "The Springfield Files"? The figure was the alien in the episode, except it was purple and shaped like a dinosaur. It was on a purple pedestal. Right after I showed it, the Simpsons alien scene appeared, except there was no sound, and the alien was the purple dinosaur alternate. The scene just showed the alien coming out of the woods. Then it was back to the bathroom scene. She grabbed it from me and looked at it, then the alien scene repeated. Then she stared at it for a few seconds. After that, the alien scene repeated again, except this time, that's where it ends.