The Police AI Thinks I'm Planning To Kill Christopher Eccleston

Date: 3/25/2024

I was looking at my phone when suddenly a call came through from the emergency services. I clicked to answer, anxious because I had no idea why they would be after me. A woman answered and I explained I had unexpectedly received a call from 999. They looked me up on the system and patched me through to the police. Suddenly I could see a live feed of a police station on my phone. Lord Sugar was sat in the corner complaining about something, and Christopher Eccleston was stood at the counter speaking to a policewoman. The policewoman behind the counter to the right of Christopher Eccleston spoke. She explained the police were using a new AI system to preemptively catch criminals before they commit their crimes. It had found the word 'kill' in a website I had been browsing and flagged it up, hence the call. The policewoman brought up the website, found it was a comic strip I had apparently been reading, and advised me to use an app in future to view things like that.