Date: 8/14/2019
By Wiggler
Ok so yesterday evening I was reading my little brother Yertle the turtle and a few days before that I watched the princess bride. Ok so I was on a train sitting beside yertle the turtle. He started coaxing me to jump out the window of the train with him,but I refused. He eventually gave up and just pushed me out the window. He led me down to a cave where the grandpa from the princess bride was sitting in a rocking chair shouting jibberish. I dont remember the rest and I woke up shortly after.