Cute Pie

Date: 12/15/2017

By always-shivering

Weird Asian alien universe.. I was in high school trying to find my way to my next class. Following a map I was supposed to cut thru the gym to get to my class. Went up a staircase and realized I went up the wrong staircase. The one I was supposed to go up was on the other side of the gym but I thought if I kept going up/wandering I would find my way..eventually.. out of nowhere I hear brendon urie/ the new Panic! Playing in the gym and I looked over the staircase balcony and saw him playing a mini concert In the gym. Was blown away and decided to sit and stay and listen to a song or two. Met a girl who’s name i never caught and I think she was the one who convinced me to stay. We ended up chatting and becoming like instant friends? Lol. She looked kinda like Vy but with pink hair and looked more like a lil anime girl. She pointed me in the right direction but instead of going to class since I was already like super late she decided to show me around. She took me to the library which was super hitech. Every little once in a while here would be a librarian/maid lady who would briskly walk throughout the library with a cart of treats and if u caught her she would give you some. We missed one of them but another came running by and we caught her. The girl caught her first and got a pack of mini donuts and powdered donuts and when I got there second she was out and gave out muffins instead. By that time other people caught her too and I was pushed away before I could get anything. Girl shared her donuts and we chilled and talked. Eventually decided to leave and told her I’d catch her later. Went outside for a walk and saw this mysterious looking dude in a little fenced cave and decided to go check it out. Don’t remember what happened then but he went from cold to friendly in some time and we became close? E either had long black hair or long pink hair.. I asked what his name was and he told me to call him Cute Pie (Lmao). Eventually I bugged him enough to tell me his real name in which he changed appearance to this boi with short black hair as he wrote his name on a sheet of pink Sakura paper.. he first wrote out the letters in a random arrangement before he unscrambled it. Started with an H and was something like Hiroshima or something.. he ripped the paper out of the notebook and before he got the chance to rip it up I snatched it and folded it multiple times so I could fit it in my pocket. He was grabbing at me gently trying to get the paper back but I kept insisting that I would keep it. Eventually put in in my pocket and I tried forcing him up and dragging him to this mall where the school previously was. I grabbed him by the hand and interlocked our fingers but quickly realized and shifted it so we were just holding hands normally but he let go and pulled me in so his arm was resting on my shoulder so I wrapped an arm around his waist (which was surprisingly comfortable and I kept comparing the feeling to someone else;) ) started bugging him as we got closer with my cold hands on his ski and he shrugged and spun away from me. We got to the mall which was also like a hotel and I think he went to check out a room and told me to meet him later. I was whisked away by some alien creatures who noticed I wasn’t like them. Took me to he reception counter where this weird big alien lady unwrapped a sucker and gave it to me.. I didn’t eat it duh.. stuck it to the side of the counter. Soon the king of the mall came to greet me. He was a small purple man who told me to place my hands out infront of me and stick my hands under a candy machine. THen another. Then the next one was a pop machine and I was like no thanks. Emptied the candy onto a tissue and left it on the counter.. he got offended and told me to do it one more time as I placed my hands below his waist where he lifted his robe revealing a huge thick tube like... dick. Quickly moved my hands and both piss and shit started coming out and he started screaming in terror and anger because it wasn’t in my hand...? I immediately started running and he called for his guards who came out of nowhere in every direction and started chasing me thru the mall. Eventually came to this balcony and it occurred to me that i could do whatever and I jumped and a hang glider came out my back and I glided away while guards tried shooting me down with their laser guns. They failed and I woke up?