New World

Date: 7/31/2016

As usual man destroyed earth by over mining and war. So we must leave the planet. This is after martial law was declared and some weird civilian rebellion. I knew I was way to old to still be alive in 2275, but I was and I still looked 37. Righteous! Anyway, I was the only elder that knew what the earth was like before what the new human like species called , "Apocolypseon" ?? I was selected to be in charge of this new inhabitable planet, "Saviorius". WTF? I was suppose to mirror the old earth on this new planet by classifying this new species of man that looked a lot like Cleons from Star Trek, by skin color. Knowing the damage that did to Earth I said no. We will be classified by intelligence, but not sure if that was good or bad karma. Well it didn't sit to well with some and they accused me of showing favoritism to humans. I was the only one left which I was confused to how that was possible. They locked me in this tomb of Egyptian mummies and dead presidents. I asked what type of world are they trying to build and they said one that will surely be better than yours. I said that in order to do that you can't repeat the same mistakes. The Cleons looking human said we'll show us how to not make the same mistakes. We get to this new planet and it looked just like New York but the White House was where the Statue of Liberty should have been. I started hyperventilating and realized that this was not a new planet but a different dimension of Earth. I said fuck that and jumped into a turquoise blue Hudson Bay and then I woke up. Sigh.... I hope that doesn't happen for real. It truly sucked.