Date: 10/5/2017
By pretzeling
I logged onto my Neopets account and got the ability to create Draiks (a rare type of pet) whenever I wanted. I then got a Draik named Jace (notable because Neopet names can only be used once, and “real” names on Neopets are impossible to get). I got excited to paint Jace a rare color and trade him for my dream pet. I also considered getting rid of my oldest pet, Jackmol (yes that’s its real name, you can search it lol). But I didn’t, because I felt sentimental. Also I realized that I had put a bunch of profanity on my Pet Pages, and had to quickly delete it all before my account was frozen.