Date: 1/7/2023
By thedreamerofdreams
My fiancé went to LA for a work thing. I was in San Diego. She asked me to pick her up, so I rented a car and somehow transported a motorcycle to LA with the car. I found a very strange parking lot with a clown store and decided to ask a homeless person in the lot to guard my car - so I could pick my girl up on the motorcycle. A different homeless woman approached me and said I could have my way with her for $5. I gave her the money, but politely declined the sexual offer. Whipped the motorcycle through LA traffic to pick up my girl. After picking her up, we went to meet my mom and sister for dinner. My fiancé started going through my phone and was ruthlessly accusing me of cheating - finding photos of breasts and whatnot. However the photos were all of her. And we got into a fight, I told her I was very tired of being accusing of cheating because I had not cheated. My mom and sister took her side. I went back to pick up my car, and the homeless woman was there. She offered me some ketamine and we did it, and she started sneezing and her brain was coming out in chunks through her nose. Then my fiancé came out of the clown store in a stripper outfit and I realized she worked at a secret strip club there. I broke up with her, and then did wheelies on the motorcycle.