another hodge podge of memories

Date: 2/15/2017

we were preparing for the aliens from independence day to arrive, but I was the only one who had any idea they were hostile. at one point I was on a bus trying to pee into a water bottle. I was with Chris and I had forgotten my inhalers and was worried about how to handle the situation. Donald trumps air force one landed at the farmers market in flora vista and he was telling people he was going to give a mandatory speech to get everyone shopping again in lieu of the alien threat.