Date: 6/12/2016
By Nepetas_Legion
I was watching a wedding when a stampede of ducks interrupted it and everyone ran away screaming and it was hilarious. I decided to follow them and slowly it became a school field trip to some kind of duck house. As we were walking along there was a line of ducks next to us that we could pet and they were really soft. After a while we found a bunch of baby ducks and we were all squealing from their adorableness. The tour guide was disappointed in us for not controlling our excitement better and said that we were scaring the ducks. After a while we decided to leave, but the only exit was guarded by my choir teacher who would only let you pass if you answered his riddle. The person in front of me solved it really easily (it was popsicle or something) but when I tried to solve it he made the riddle sound really complicated and jumbled and I couldn't make sense of it so I just stared at him until he sighed and said "the answer is pop rocks" like it was so obvious. He let me go past him and turns out the exit was on the edge of a mountain and the only way down was first crossing a segment of an extremely wobbly bridge and then sliding down an extremely long pillow with no handholds whatsoever. I crossed the bridge just fine and started slowly sliding down the pillow, but I woke up before I reached the bottom.