A true stinking Jedi

Date: 6/3/2017

By Sofos

What do you know? I'm a Jedi! I am looking forward to performing incredible feats and doing good, but then I remember something, "A true Jedi is nice to people." Well then, I might as well make sandwiches for the homeless, right? Although boring, at least it's for an amazing cause. Soon, I forget that I'm a Jedi and eventually wake up. I dreamt I was a stinking Jedi and chose to make sandwiches for homeless people who DON'T EVEN EXIST. No one benefited from my sacrifice at all. Fantastic.