Date: 12/10/2016
By dazylights
Last night I had a few dreams but I only remember this one. It started off in my town, for some godly reason I was standing in the middle of an intersection. There was a translucent Jeep approaching me, inside was a man with a dark blue hoodie with the hood up and the most ugly sunglasses I've probably ever seen in my life, casually puffing on a cigarette as he slowed down the car in front of my feet. Little did I know that this man was about to be the bane of my dream. The man exited the car with a sword on his back and a rifle in his hands. I calmly stood there looking at him and he inspected my ripped jeans and the sloppy bun I had my hair in. He blankly said "happy election year, our president elect, Mr. Donald J. Trump called for this very special day and in the good name of Donald, I will be assassinating you. Happy purge, sorry you won't be able to celebrate." I managed to run away and escape, I don't remember the middle parts. But towards the end of the dream the guy gave up on killing me and wanted peace, I denied him, he then pulled the great special from Hanzo from Overwatch and tried killing me with his two spinning red dragons. I was in D.va's mech for some reason and went to pull the self destruct sequence and I just ended up getting myself and woke up.