Date: 8/13/2017
By Raul
Some men dressed in black suits paid a bunch of gipsyes to kidnap me. They came from behind and hit me with a bottle in the head to knock me out but I didn't fall unconcious. I started runing in trafic, dashing cars to get away from them. I am riding along with a gang of biker outlaws and we are all dressed like clawns. We robbed some asswoles and then escaped the police in a comical (cartoonish) way.