Buffet tried to arrest me for touching their giraffes

Date: 8/28/2019

So I’m at this buffet, right? Except it’s kinda weird because it’s outdoor and there’s, like, this weird cabinet and the end that nobody really opened. So I think I was with family or something, but like, randomly, this guy from summer camp 3 years ago was my cousin, and idek why. But anyway, we were all in line to get food, and I for some reason thought store bought turkey slices plain was gonna be a good meal. So I get to the end of the line, except I guess I was really slow, because everyone is already sitting down. So, now that I’m alone, I decide to try and find out what’s inside this cabinet. Idek how, but somehow it was, like, a bunch of animals. And I was really interested in the giraffes so I started to pet them. And pretty much right after, this cook from the back of the buffet starts screaming “CRIMINALLLLL” in a really strong russian accent. And then basically this herd of guys in aprons whip out handcuffs and start trying me up. I’m like “help guys!” over to my family, but they were busy eating their burgers and were like we’ll help you after. And ya, basically I got thrown in buffet jail for petting a secret cabinet giraffe.