Fcked Up Asian Foster Family

Date: 6/15/2016

So I guess I'm the foster child of some Chinese family that owns a small shop. I go into the shop while the family is out and I noticed something awry.I pull out a Tec-9 submachine gun and start yelling out that I know people are stealing. I suddenly see a third person point of view of these guys in various parts of the store, which were lazily eating and drinking everything, and they hear me shout out and scramble to put everything back. It was almost like a silly sitcom scene, but hard to explain. I go back into first person point of view and I know where all these thieves are now. Some are behind the counter and so I head to them first. I scream at them, start firing my Tec-9 and a bunch of little plastic mini-bullets shoot out about 2 feet.(Side note: I'd definitely buy this if it was a real toy, I mean it fired fast and had an unrealistic amount of those plastic bullets). For some reason the toy gun was pretty effective. I mean all the robbers in that area just kind of scolded me and left. None of then laughed like I expected. I now went to the second group of thieves, fired the plastic shells at them, and most of them left, except one kid. This kid just kept staring at me, and called me an asshole. So I took the front end of the gun and smashed it really hard against his face a couple of times. He then left. With them all out I apologized to the white cashier who said "No worries, its a spontaneous industry" I laughed at this and went outside to see my fat, Asian, foster dad dressed up as what was supposed to be some kind of European war hero, I forget the name. His whole family was with him and he wanted me to go with him to his real son's parent conference at an elementary school. I noticed the cashier coming along and told him he didn't have to come with us. He told me my foster dad asked him to and not to worry, "it's a spontaneous industry". I laughed again and classically said " I like you, kid." So I asked my foster dad about the costume and he quoted this hero several times. Some of these quotes I know to be real, powerful ones from history but all I remember him saying was that the guy discredited a king that said "Let the poor eat first" by saying "The poor should get seconds" I found everything he quoted, including that, to be very inspiring for some reason. We entered this elementary, 2nd grade classroom, and I noticed immedietly that one kid had a giant puff coat with fur lining his hood. He had his arm wrapped around some girl and had a straight face like he didn't give a fuck. I thought about all those Facebook posts that say things along the lines of "kids in middle school worrying about sex, drugs, and dating. when I was in middle school my only worry was walking the dog or finishing mario brothers" or some shit. anyway I shook my head in disapproval at these kids and then woke up.