Disfigured And Reformed

Date: 10/20/2018

As I'm walking to my car, a group of youths are throwing scissors at it. One of the pair of scissors strikes me and impales me in the leg. Thinking that all they need is an assertive person to stand up to them, I take a bow and arrow from my car and approach them, threatening to kill them. They call my bluff and cut me into pieces, sewing me back together in a grotesquely deformed mass.