Stand up comedian

Date: 3/29/2018

Was at a hotel/hostel venue in Japan? with a small movie theater style stadium seating about 50 people and we had three of us featured as amateur comedians for three nights. I was on the third night. I had watched the other two fail so I planned my set well and took notes. By the time I was ready the owner told me I would bomb and that he wanted to close early so I took that as a challenge. Just prior, the audience flooded in and the venue turned into a shopping mall setting where I was walking around one of the stores cracking jokes about what people were wearing or where they were from. I finally got on stage and was about to begin and then I woke up. One of the jokes in my phone was about the story below and another was “raise your hand if you’re a man, raise your hand if your a woman. Raise your hand if you love the person next to you (the audience was mostly couples). Raise your hand if you cheated on that person - oops, bet you weren’t expecting that one!” Another was a Pete Holmes joke from the show crashing. Previous: Japan - lots of travels out in the city and actually found Kramer in a stairwell to an old building. Found he and his girlfriend were there too and invited me over. We all got drunk and started laughing - I was flirting with his girlfriend and we somehow slipped and I hit my head which turned out to be a big gash just under the hairline, but I didn’t seem too concerned.