Date: 11/6/2016
By BuffetJr
I am at someone's house. They don't let me leave. They say that they are going to force me to run for Congress. I think he wanted I do that because he though that he could win easily. I think the house is on Paloverde, the same street Banner and my old friend Tommy live on. The guy who captured me is maybe 30. He is fast. I try to escape one time. I was outside. I just started running. The guy was like an Olympic sprinter though. So I just held my hands up in surrender. That's the last thing I remember.