Date: 11/19/2017
By brinkery
I had a dream my school created a robot called 'The Roastbot,' which was a salty three/four-feet-tall robot that'd roast things and people and generally say random things. They told me to test it out, so I do, and it immediately roasts me. I got all 'offended,' and eventually the robot said, "I believe I can fly!" pushed me, and said "NOT!"