Weird Laser Guy tries to burn both my ears

Date: 10/26/2016

So I was in some weird, White House with a hill that resembled my friend Nick Bunkers house, and I was home with Ryan. We were about to leave the house, which we owned, when a weird man in an old black mustang drove to the bottom of the small hill and got out of his car and sat there. Ryan and I left in separate cars while I stayed to observe the guy and make sure he didn't goo into our house. Sure enough, he drove his car right up the hill and went into my house on foot. He went upstairs and he kept walking down, and it appeared that he was stealing something. I tried to call Ryan but my phone was set on some weird Portuguese setting so it was difficult to reach him. I went inside the house to try to watch the man with stealth, but in my way out I closed a door too loud and the man heard me. He was wearing a bucket hat now, and through a second story window he pulled out a military laser and tried to burn through my left ear. Even though I was a hundred or more feet away from the house and I was running, he still managed to do so. Then I called my mom and she told me that since I was back from the army and there are so many fun things to do when I go back to active duty that I shouldn't worry about it. The man wanted my friend Kyle too, but Kyle uninvited himself from my party to save himself from the man.