Date: 8/20/2019
By grils_like_girls
I dreamt it was Christmas, and I had time traveled to the end of opening presents. I was really hoping that I could find some extra presents under the tree but all I found were three presents for my dad labeled “Papa”. The first was an unwrapped tube of toothpaste. The second was a nearly wrapped can of shaving cream. Finally there was a shoebox with dachshund images and inside of it was a small statue that looks like the Hercermer statue that creepily sits in my grandparents’ living room. Disappointed, I told my dad and the rest of my family not to tell me what presents I had opened already and I would teleport back to the beginning of Christmas to enjoy them.