post-apocalyptic romance?

Date: 10/16/2016

It was some sort of post-apocalyptic world where everyone live in the desert. I was buying a Pringles from a stand somewhere in the desert. Later, when I opened it, I realized it was full of small bugs - not Pringles. I went back to the stand and tried to return it and get my $2 back. The guy at the stand opened the Pringles can, tasted a few bugs, and looked at me confusedly, asking, "it seems perfectly fine to me?" I told him I wanted Pringles instead and he laughed. He then began to throw some of the bugs at me. I ran away and jumped into a lake to escape him, and he followed. We swam all the way to the end. We were both tired at that time. He stopped throwing stuff at me and instead looked at me endearingly. We were about to have a moment until we heard sounds suggesting an enemy attack, or some people who wanted to capture me. We tried to hide under some rocks near the shore. I found out later that he was a prince. And I think I died. My dream shifted and it seemed as if I was reading a magazine column of that story, and I just inserted myself into the female role.