What the fuck dude

Date: 8/4/2019

I went to Mexico with my mom and apparently so did this actor with gremlins. The actor made a bet that he wouldn’t be able to sell 1000 tacos or 5 waters to us. When me and my mom arrived he was the only place open so we ordered that. He told us they where the best tacos in Mexico. The tacos tasted good so we kept buying between us and our family we soon got to 1000. He just needed to sell two more waters which he sold to my friends and somehow made the gay. They kissed in front of us and I kept staring and then one of them got mad that the other kept closing their eyes. He finally told us that it was all a bet and me and my friends started talking about his life. His dad was out of the picture and his mom was never home. All he had was a nanny from 6 years old to when he was an adult. Then I woke up