Just gonna break this down

Date: 10/22/2019

First Part- The small town I live in was decided to be a testplace for a small nuclear bomb, so instead of standing around like everyone else, I hid behind my house and anticapated the blast, but it never came. Then I gave a squirrel a cherry, so he went to a nut plant, bit off three nuts, and handed them to me. Second Part- Driving with my dad, with my pitbull in the back. In reality she is a very loving dog, but here she was very aggresive and bitey. So me and my dad were driving through the docks, parking on one, but we did not balance it, and the car flipped over. I was under water, and I swam under the docks to get back up. I walked to the beach and met Ron Weasley. Third Part- I hid behind either sleeping Emma Watson, or a dead Emma Watson, couldn't tell.