The smoothie stand

Date: 7/25/2019

By jordan3am

I went to a smoothie stand with a friend that I hadn’t seen in a very long time. When you go up to the stand, it looks like you choose the syrup and a bunch of fruit to put in it. I don’t even know why it’s considered a smoothie because they don’t blend anything. Anyways, my friend and I get in this huge line only to realize that the stand is out of almost every flavor, but they have all the fruit. When my friend and I get closer, the stand goes down to one option for the syrup. We then find out that we can’t even choose the fruit because they pair each syrup with one certain fruit so we have to get whatever they’re giving. The person in front of us tells the cashier what they want and then proceeds to open a can of cheese that goes spraying everywhere. It’s all over the table and I had to clean it up. After all my efforts, I had to pay $10 per smoothie while they gave the person in front of us their smoothie for free. My friend and I sit down at a table and start talking about how disappointing the “smoothie” is, but we eat it all. Afterwards, we walk through a field to find a gazebo full of people. Andre from Victorious is playing guitar. I lean over to my friend and whisper, “I thought he played keyboard.” He heard me, looks at me, and with a blank stare says, “no.” He continues to play guitar and some lady joins him from the crowd halfway through it. After their first song, they sing a second song together. This time less than halfway through, he stops the song and this guy hands him a bunch of roses. He smacks the girl with the roses and says, “will you be my valentine?” It is clearly autumn in my dream. The girl says yes and my friend turns to me visibly upset.