what thE FUCK

Date: 5/21/2018

i had a pimple so i went to try and pop it and it popped and my entire cheek ripped ?? like there was just a really thin line where it just kinda split open? and then i picked at it and pullED A 10$ & $5 BILL OUT OF THE SPLIT IN MY FACE??? and i wasn't even that surprised i just went downstairs to show dad my bloody cheek money and he was like "wow cool" and was just super unimpressed?? like no one was concerned that i was pulling MONEY OUT OF MY FACE also talk about 'face value' lmaooo