Dream Journal Ultimate
Date: 3/7/2019
By sleepyzzz
I’m not sure how the dream started...but apparently I’m cast on a dating show. It is weird because all of the male contestants are Greek gods? Like Poseidon or Zeus or something?? Anyway I end up doing pretty well on the show and start to have a connection with Poseidon (really weird I know). But he ends up getting voted off the show so I have to find someone else so I think I start talking to Hermès? Anyways there’s also a barbecue...so I make myself a barbecue sandwich but instead of barbecue sauce I accidentally put Italian dressing on the pulled pork? (The most devastating part of the dream tbh) At this point I realize that jumping in the pool has made makeup run all over my face so one of the other girl contestants says I can come to her apartment and fix it. Her apartment is a huuuuge building across the street. We take the elevator to the top floor/the roof ..in order to get to her room you have to walk down a narrow path between the rooms and the edge of the building (which is a skyscraper) so I said HELL NAW and stayed in the center of the rooftop where there was a game room. At this point I had to pee sooooooo bad but I didn’t want to walk on the roof to her room with the bathroom so she tells me to go in the storage room and pee in a bucket. So I go pee in the bucket but it’s the loooongest pee of my life it just keeps coming out and the bucket is leaking!!! So now there is pee everywhere, but luckily there is a mop so I start to mop it up but someone is knocking on the door frantically. All of a sudden one of the guys from the game room barges in apparently he has to take a shit really bad? (Gross I know) so he poos in the bucket, we leave the room and don’t tell a sole. Then I’m trying to exit the building but the elevator goes sooooo slow..that’s all I remember