Lawyers and Vikings

Date: 7/10/2018

So my friend chris G. Was in my dream havnt talked of seen him in like 10 years. He was going on a trip with his girlfriend to north Dakota. Me and his girlfriend were asking him why they would go there and not some place like Costa Rica or Peru or even Nicaragua for a vacation. He was going through my room and I had Knicks logos and sports stuff all over but I kept explaining that I was a Warriors fan. Then I was driving shotgun with my mom and my buddy Paul cruises up beside me in amagansett and he didn’t look himself I pondered if he relapsed. He told me he couldn’t make it to group because he had to go in to work this morning but I found it hard to believe because he worked at a BBQ place and I asked him the real reason and he said he had to go help a friend at a pool house in amagansett that doubles as a “exotic” massage. (As he gave me a smile) I still thought he looked high. So we’re pulling away and we are on a quad 4x4 and this man in a suit is on one too behind us and tells my mom how to drive. I turned around and said “what did you say to my mom?!” And I grabbed his leg. He immediately fell off the bike in a faking manner like the soccer players so who grab there knee when someone sneezes on them. I told her to keep driving. Finally we end up at a BBQ place and his two grand kids are there and so is he. They were big. Young but big. I threw BBQ sauce on them and we got into a food fight. It ended up being pretty fun. And we smoothed things over. Now i needed to ask guidance (spiritually as in lord of the rings weirdness) of this man to help guide my friend on his quest. He was like a god father of magic apparently and three bbq sauce on his grand kids and tipped him off his bike. I went into his office and I heard him say how much he hated me but would see me. I went in and there were all these paint guns not sure what they were used for. Very rustic looking room. A hunter of sorts. I apologized and said that my friend needed guidance on his quest to North Dakota. (But it wasn’t Kriss) and the ceremony began. Like an Indian he grabbed my hand and started walking around me and chanting and I could feel my body rumbling and I started to walk with him in circles but he stopped me and without words looked at me and told me not to move but to sit still. He kept going and finally he let go of me and I spun away and my mouth opened and out came all of this blue energy and it was a release. He looked at his assitant and said he’s never seen it like that before in a good way. On the way out my wife asked me for 1500 dollars for her trip and to buy new bathing suits. I felt sick to my stomach. So I was in my old house and these two warrior girls who were either my sisters or daughters were in full garb and I asked one how her battle journey went and she said she pulled a wild card but still could not make it. She said she was pregnant and I asked if she would name the baby Jameson after me. (Being that my name is james. ) the two girls wrestled down the stairs laughing and I woke up.