barbecue party and religion

Date: 5/20/2016

I was t klangs house. There was a celebration of sorts. It was a big one. There was a hug barbecue party. There were a lot of lechom baboy and there were a lot pf small trucks that carried only lechon baboy as their only cargo. My highschool classmates were there in Klangs galingan. It was as if there was a reunion of highschool friends but it wasnt just us their cousins and family were there. My classmates were very full already and didn't feel that good anymore simcs the only food served was leachon baboy. Lechpn baboy is roasted pig btw. O also opened some remote. Yes remote of televisions and ate their batteries. Then whole checking out some LB at this truck, i saw baby back ribs. Omg lucky me. I took a whole rib with me and my hands were dripping with its reddish sauce. There were like 8 ribs still atyached to eachother. Ots length was like an arms lenght. I ate it and then i saw prp. This girl i hated jn highschool. She had this cool camera with her and she asked me to take a picture of her. My hands were obviously wet with the sauce which would just dirt her cam so i asked her to take a picture of me instead. Being the bitch that she was insaw her tilt the cam a bit so my picnwouldnt be good. Bitch. Since i am a nice person i asked her thatbinstead of me holding her cam she can take a selfy with our classmates instead and ill tell her if everyone was in place in the cam. And that happened flr about five pictures. Her holding the cam and me directing her and the subjects. After that there was a bit of a ruckus as the people were screaming or cheering for someone. Then i heard a guy sing torete in the mic. It was harjovi a classmate we haven't seen in a while because he was in the seminary or something. As he sang everyone was recounting old memories with him and approaching him for hugs and smiles. I continued on feasting on my baby back ribs. We are not that close anyway. After the crowd calmed down and people were starting to leave i went inside klangs house with aimae. I saw my aunts and mom talking about chismis and all. They were eating too and had a cupcake and some pastries on their table but i paid no attention as i wanted to wash my hands. I sent to the sink but beside it was klangs main table and after aimae washed her hands she accidentaly dropped some water on this pancake looking dessert alone in the table. Whats this aimae? Oh thats the blueberry pie mary donated. Ive never eaten blueberry pie I asked aimae to give me a slice and she told me how mary also had a bottle of blueberry syrup and glazed the pie outside. As i was about to leave the house i took a cupcake from the chismis moms and i got the usual praise of how lucky i was for never gaining weight despite the amount of food i consume. I went out and saw that there were still people there. Passing by the gate, i met peter darwin and jaymar they all had cake icing on their faces. Peter approached me and took icing from my cupcake and i froze there as he pasted them in my face :( But i just washed myself :( i told him Ahahahha sorry i had to do it he said They asked me where charly was and i said i didn't know. We had a good talk near the gate and they soon left. Bah i didn't wanna go with them anyway. Aimae was still with me. I was curious where ate mimi was (our helper with a different religion) and we were approached by a pausal. They both had the same religion. She told me that ate mimi and some of their friends were in this tool house that was at the other end of the galingan. I went there and i saw aira or aila or aika i can't remember her name but she was a girl i supposedly insulted because she had a different religion where she was also a god just like quiboloy. Ate mimi was there and some of the different religion people. They were eating and then had me called because of the said insult. I told pausal that i don't want to be in a situation like this, awkward and weird and dangerous, and that i wanted to leave. Aira was looking intently at me and i was challenged to dared myself to sit down so i sat. I was sitting at the edge of the table and their chairs were all pointing at me because the attention was on the questions to be asked to me. I thiught aira was gonna ask me stuff but it turned out that she had a follower who held a book who they forgot the title of and i told them a title which was a combination of palm d or(since its the cannes filmfest just a few days ago) and palabra de honor which inoressed them. (Ha dumb bitches) i sorta knew the people here including aira. I have a memory of them being highschool students at the public school like they were prp's classmates. It turns out i wasnt the only one being asked. Siony was beside me acting all mighty and good at answering. He was very hambog at answering and rough and shit but i knew he wasnt this good and was just showing off. When i was asked i didn't understand the q and i asked for the book so i could read it myself but the book looked so old and i couldn't read the words it looked like a mix of english and tagalog to me. They were asking questions from the essay parts of that highschool book. It turned out that there was also a third person who was gonna be answering -amery perfectson. He was also the owner of the book. As i conplained siony laughed at my inability to answer and understand the question but i knew i coukd answer if i had. (Paghilom dira siony, wa pa baya ka kagraduate, i said to myself). Everyone was listening and the number of our audience was increasing. On amerys turn to answer he did great as it was his book and knew the answers. Fuck i am furious. The second question was about the history of religion and the realignment as reassessment of the major religions. Haha i can do this shit. I said to myself. I am so hyped i wanna fuck this shit up. Before anyone was to answer chang was there and aira asked her who she think would win the debate and she answered amery. Chang approached me after that and told me that i could do it and just discuss what i had in mind and naiism and judaism and stuff. But i already knew what my content and body will be. A cousin of anery joined the debaters and there will be 4 of us answering. Amery, the girl cousin, siony, then me (in this order). Amery was already starting his speech and i noticed how he was fucking up like not beginning his intro well and how hes so far away from the answers to the question it was as if he just said whatever just popped. Hahaha i can win this shit you dumbfucks. I told chang that this isnt my field but i will set this house on fire. I had readied what to say for the intro and body and just adlib the fuck out of my speech. I told chang that i shouldve been first si that the ithers wont have anything else to say after me. Anyways, i am so ready to burn this devate to the ground and mercilessly slaughter amery siony and the female. But my brother woke me up with a cabinet door.