Date: 11/1/2016
By dazednconfusd
Met with several friends, Jon smith, Richard, Steven - I was nicknamed "the kid" and I said Steve should be the black kid and everyone started laughing - not sure why that joke was funny though. Then there was all of a sudden a nice wind storm. I was describing a video game we should all play that had grappling hooks and parachutes, like a FPS game. I started flying around them grappling onto trees nearby as a demonstration. They joined in and We all of a sudden had parachutes and I could run and jump to fly. Several times the wind didn't cooperate and I fell on my face into the parachute. There was then an instructor or bystander that showed us the proper way to grab the handles etc. I finally got the technique down and was ready for another go, but other girls wanted help trying. One of them turned into the British chick from GIRLS and tried to take my harness. I got frustrated because there were others down the hall and I grabbed mine back. Then she got upset so I decided to show her where the extras were. I almost grabbed a $65 shirt from an "outdoors" shop stand but she was already on the move. We passed through a garden and a cafeteria through what looked like a GoT hall, she stole a piece of lasagna from the buffet and we kept on the move. We started getting chased from staff and then my alarm went off.