Date: 3/13/2019
By madeofmold
I was sorting Barbie™️ dolls and separating their clothes and accessories into little piles, and EATING THE DOLLS I didn’t want. Why. Weirdly stringy. Then later I was watching a musical performance competition in like a weird gym/fortress hybrid. Very open air. There were singers and bands and people jamming out solo pieces on their guitars, and then my cousin Matthew performed. He was singing a song about getting a blowjob and he kept dropping in the name of one of the other performers, Isaac, who had gone just before him, as the person who had given him that blowjob. And he made it very funny as he kept stopping to ask the audience, “Does this happen to anyone else? Just me? OK...” At the end of his song another cousin of mine turned to me and said something along the lines of “Well, that was something,” and I knew she meant she was uncomfortable with the ~gayness~ of the song, but I said “Yeah, you don’t want to have to think about your cousin fucking” and laughed and then I woke up.