Date: 3/5/2019
By squidward
i was filming some real life cartoon at my old house. i honestly have no idea who i was. in the beginning, i was myself, but i quickly started switching between being some mouse, a fly version of myself, jimmy neutron, finn from adventure time, and trisha paytas. i think we had planned to go to a mariah carey concert after filming, so we were all getting ready. when we were filming, i became a mouse. someone pulled me aside and this was when i turned into finn. they gave me this pouch and said it was an actor. they told me that if anything gets messed up, the demon inside the pouch will come out and try to kill me. i believed nothing would happen, so i said okay and took it. a couple minutes later, the pouch had this poof happen and i knew the demon had escaped/was coming out. i went to the grocery store with the pouch. the demon came out and i flew up to the ceiling. at this point, i think i turned into myself again, but this time, i was the size of a fly. the demon was completely black. it had no face. it had wings, but they were very clumpy. the demon made smalltalk with some people and then looked around for me. it spotted me quickly and i flew out of the store. i flew outside and to this car washing place. the demon started making smalltalk once again with the guy running the place. i decided i would fly up above the demon and thought that maybe he wouldn’t see me. without even looking, he grabbed the hose and swung it in the air. there was this weird invisible line or string idk (it was exactly like how when you astral project, you can be attached to a cord except this time, it was completely invisible as i said) attached to my body and he knocked that down. i fell down and he came over to me. i quickly got up and flew as far up as i could. i never looked back. i found myself all the way up at the clouds. i broke through them and i found such a beautiful place. i knew it had been undiscovered by humanity. i knew i was above earth and space. it was like a desert. there were piles of sand everywhere. the sun was setting and was a beautiful pink/blue color. i climbed up through the sand and perched myself on the highest mountain just to look at everything. my perspective changed. i was still in the beautiful place above earth, but i could see the demon. he was looking for me and couldn’t find me. this is the part where i turned into jimmy neutron. he went into my lab and as he went in, this chair came down from the ceiling and knocked him down. he giggled and got up to look at it. he sat down and put this vr headset type thing on his head. one side was glowing and it said “go to heaven” and the other said “space”. he called me smart for going above earth and pressed the button to go to where i was. he ended up missing it completely. he said he wanted to go to korea because he has family history there, but he ended up at jupiter. he teleported to the planet next to where i was. my perspective changed again and i could see myself obliviously reading a newspaper from the demon’s perspective. he snuck up behind me, but instead of a jumpscare, the scene and characters completely changed. i turned into trisha paytas and the demon turned into farrah abraham and we were close friends. she told me that she likes when people rub her pussy, so i laughed and did it a little bit, but then she said that she loves when her friends get her off and then she started full out masturbating while i was just sitting there eating chicken wings awkwardly laughing while also getting a pedicure naked. so, yeah, that was a strange turn.