Date: 8/28/2019
By Lazy
There’s some really off topic stuff from before but the start to this party is that half of us were already pretty drunk, and half of them weren’t so the drunk ones were just already being cared for by the mildly sober ones and it was really wholesome. I say half but now that I’m thinking about it it might have just been me and Mason, and kind of Matt. Mason starts the night off though, he sits in a laundry basket at the top of the stairs and we tuck him in with some blankies. One person’s recording it on their phone and another person’s ready to catch him if this goes wrong. He makes it to the bottom and has so much fun, and at the bottom of the stairs where he landed is a closet. Mason looks really dizzy, almost like he’s about to really not have a good time so Swagger’s way to kiss his booboo was to go in the closet Holding a beer and offer him a hat? He’s like “do you want this one? It’s special because it’s my mom’s.” And Mason smiles really big and reaches for this hat and the night’s back on. I’m on the floor and as he’s walking a way I grab his legs and I’m like “wait,, I want a hat!” And he’s like “just a second, buddy.” And goes into the kitchen. I go and sit down in the middle of the living room and my mom is there, she asked me to throw out some kid’s Apple core. This party had so many people in it it was so strange. One really cool part though is that my brain didn’t formulate an image of Swagger’s face. I only ever saw like neck down. When I was on the ground with Mason it was just his calves, when I was watching Mason go down the stairs I was at the top, and Swagger was in a really poorly lit part of the room, and when I watched him walk into the kitchen I don’t think he had his helmet on but it wouldn’t matter because I didn’t see anything but shoulders down then either, just briefly the back of his head.