Dream Journal Ultimate
Date: 12/27/2018
By corn
I’ve dreamed about the same guy once before but now he’s back and he’s worse. He was teaching some kind of color theory class that I was in with about 29 other kids. This guy was a total ass. He would insult the students’ drawings, throw things sometimes, and just be condescending at every opportunity he got. Jesus Christ there was this weird part of the dream where he had us color in this picture of a goldfish?? And then some kid asks “Are those lumps on the bottom of the fish’s body his balls?” And the teacher goes “Yes. The goldfish has a killer set of genitals. The females better watch out when this guy whips it out” and I just remember sitting in my seat wanting to throw up and throw myself right out the window. That was the part I remember most vividly for some reason in addition to him taking a call at one point and speaking Korean to his wife. This guy was a blue-collar, 100% American lookin ass, so I was pretty surprised that A) he had a wife, and B) He spoke Korean. Anyway, at the end of the dream/class, there were only 4 people left in the room including me. Everyone else ditched because they couldn’t stand this guy. I should give him a name Incase he shows up again. What’s a really douchebag-y, White person name?? Probably Mr. Erickson or something spelled not normally. Apologies to anyone named that. I had a 2nd grade PE teacher named Mr. Erickson and it’s forever imprinted on me as a douchebag-y name.