👩‍🎤🍸🚽Taylor Swift, Mean Bartender, and I Gotta Poo

Date: 9/8/2019

By peachkeedi

I was in a patio like venue with my husband getting ready to see a concert. I set my bags and wallet down across the room and sat by the stage. When showtime came on, Taylor Swift came out and instead of singing, just met with the fans. I was right by the stage but quickly realized that I was not really a big fan of hers, as most of them were crying (One of the fans was a coworker of mine). I was kinda "meh". We decided to get our bags because I kept thinking my wallet was going to get stolen, and headed out. My husband had to leave for work or something, and I went back in the venue. When I went in, it was almost completely empty. The concert had ended, and instead of a stage, there was now a circular bar that was about 100ft long. I sat down, ordered a rum and coke, and looked at my phone for a long time. I even plugged it in. After a few hours, the bartender came over to me and said "hey, you need to leave. You're taking up space on my bar and you've been here for hours". I could have agreed and left, but instead, I went off on him. I said "how the F dare you?! I've been here all day, your only customer, and tipped you fat on ever drink. F you buddy. " And so on. Then I gathered my things and went to find my husband before starting to cry. I somehow found him without knowing where he was, at his sister's apartment (which I've never seen). I walked in and he was talking to her by the door. I noticed her outfit was super weird, like a runway version of a parachute jumper, and super high waisted. I said, "cool outfit, but it's almost like-" "like I'm upside down?" She cut me off and I noticed she was infact hanging like a bat from the rafters. She jumped down and tried to hug me but I resisted and said I had to go to the bathroom. I was upset and really had to poo. I went to one and the toilet was completely destroyed out of the wall. I yelled to her and she said "I'm renovating, use the other one". I went to her room bathroom and that one was so much worse. The whole bathroom was in rubble. I pooed over the hole which already had dried poos in it, and got out of there as fast as possible. Then I woke up.