Not even sure what to call this one 😂🤔

Date: 6/19/2019

It was my daughters kindergarten grad and the babysitter was late. Their dad popped by but wouldn’t take her to the school so I had to try and haul both kids with me. Then I’m at this rich persons house that was having a party for the kindergarten kids but it was all adults and booze was there. Yet, so was I but without the kids. Guy had a lift that went along the staircase but you needed a strong grip because you had to hold your boy weight while you slowly hang on this lift. While on the moving stairs, someone says they want to use it and as I look over, a guy (grade 1 teacher) who wasn’t disabled, was using it and he yelled, “No, this is not fun.” He was hurting yet wouldn’t let go until hit butt hit the ground. So I try. I needed long strands of hair 🤔 to hold myself it but I was afraid to go on because I had large pit sweat stains and everyone would see them as I hang going up this thing. The girls rip out some of their hair and throw it over to me. So I thought. They were actually throwing it over to hold their place in line. But I wrapped their hair around the handles and was ready to go up but realized I also had rollerblades on so I was thinking it wouldn’t be a good idea. Next thing you know I’m on a dr office with my kids, I end up pooping on the floor, blamed it on my son who was at the age where he couldn’t talk. I wanted that cute doctor!! Then the cleaning lady starts throwing his clothes on the chandelier. He was telling her to stop doing that until she got the whole house cleaned. We were laughing. As I go to leave, I see the kids’ grandmother. She kept thinking I was going to give her a hello hug but I kept telling the kids to. Once the last one ddI... I woke up.