Sexy YouTube Impostor 📺

Date: 8/22/2017

I am invited onto an entertainment news show to talk about Neon Trees. I'm not the person they think they're calling, but I don't care, I'll take their money and talk about a band! I go on the show and they ask me what I thought about the single Feel Good. I say it was okay. But then the conversation gets more personal. Apparently the girl I'm impersonating is one of those youtubers who talks about sex a lot. They start asking me questions about the channel that I can't answer. I'm getting nervous. They ask me how old I am. I say 22. That's the wrong answer. She's 28. They ask me why I would lie about my age. I don't know what to say. Eventually it comes out that I'm a virgin. They ask me why I would have a YouTube channel about sex if I'm a virgin. I don't know what to say. The interview is over. I talk to someone backstage and finally come up with something half eloquent to say. Sex is just an interesting topic! I can have a YouTube channel about it if I want. It's not like I'm putting misinformation out there. I know the science. My channel helps people! At this point I don't even care that it's not actually my channel. It's the principle of the thing.