weird stuff

Date: 9/17/2019

aight so like there was this dinner in my town right. everyone wanted to go to it since it was new. so me and my fam went and were served sub par disappointing garbage. but it was like. ridiculously priced and we didn't wanna pay $300 for one serving of it (there were 4 of us so das a lot). their alternative method of payment was to rip out your teeth right then and there. you see most of the population at that diner was elderly ppl with dentures and they didn't really care about their teeth because removal would be mostly painless cuz they aint got no nerves there. but we were all have our natural teeth and the employees had no anesthesia so it would be hellish. so, we snuck out. dine and dash. skip to a scene of me going apeshit because there was a big ol bag of marajuano in my car and that made me angry because who was it and who was careless enough to leave something as expensive as drugs unattended. i caused much destruction. a lot. think i got a sledgehammer and wrecked the car and some coffee tables in a junkyard. anyway we went back to the restaurant and i found out what happened to the teeth. they would blend it and use em in like milkshakes and stuff. mmmm teeth milkshake right. and i was like wtf. anyway that's all i remember