Calamari?

Date: 6/4/2018

So, there was a school dance on September 40th ( ?). But instead of dancing or eating food, it’s basically a death match and we were all supposed to kill each other. Me and one of my best friends, we’re sitting there like “nah fam” and we go upstairs to the buffet. We sat in this booth, and this old woman sits with us and tries to make conversation, but every time she left, we’d be all “TAKE HER SHRIMP AND HER OREOS!” Oh yeah, the buffet was mostly seafood, with the exception of desserts. At one point, he shoved all of her dessert in his mouth and I’m screaming “SHES COMING BACK HURRY THE HELL UP” until the dance was over and I woke up.