Date: 10/25/2016
By Keyhab
All right it was strange. I don't really remember when and how the dream started, but a glimpse of a classroom and later me talking to my ex history teacher comes to me when I try make it back. I told him that I missed his class cause I was in that other classroom, I think it was the car school. I dunno. Then this place where I was talking to him was my grandmother's house, and it was way larger then the real place. A massive family party was taking place there and all my relatives was arriving in a convoy. I don't remember well, but suddenly I was in my university, and... I dunno, some people I know from the TI classes was there and they were forming a band. One of them, Victor, a big black dude, was dressed just like the protagonist of GTA Vice City (yea wtf), and then he said he was a exime kung-fu fighter and could morph at the time he wanted and then he raised his leg into a kung-fu stance and transformed into this man from Vice City (I know I know wtf) and started to beat me. Yes, I was being beaten by a black guy who was also a kung-fu power range criminal. I don't know what my brain had been drinking. After the beat I dunno what happened but I was back at my grandma's, and everybody was leaving the house in the same convoy stile. I searching my girlfriend for us to leave but I couldn't find her nowhere. Fuck, man, this part was awful. Don't finding her kinda sucks. I then leaved her for some reason I don't remember (it has to be one, right? Right??) and the time passed by. It was night and I was seeing another POV that was not mine. It was catwoman. Not THAT catwoman, but my-girlfriend-catwoman. More cat then woman, literally. She had huge cat (more bat-like, I would say) ears, cat facial traits, and was looking to her huge hands with claaaws and all that thing. "What dafuq am I" her eyes was saying. Then she looked south (or what looked like South for my dream gps) and sensed me. She (this point furter I was she. I was kinda playing videogame and she was my avatar) jumped to the house walls (here we have big walls outlining our houses. Brazil that is.) and ran across various buildings that looked like the AC:Revelations scenarios. It was nice being her catwoman version, beside the claws. Some people was hanging out this "base" and they had guns. No big deal here, just Ninja work to do. I/she killed one, two, three men... And two was down there. I repasse the most beautiful way to killing them in my mind, then I jumped and saw all the thing in slo-mo. I started to throw some like of projectiles (ninja stars, needles, rocks, pencils, I don't know) VERY FUCKING quickly. Nice. One down. The another raised the barrel of the gun, but I flipped my pretty catwoman body backwards and stormed his top with more projectiles. Nailed it. And then when I sensed my presence (my mine myself presence, as the GF catwoman) I WOKE UP! Damn it.