missed my chance to lucid dream 😤

Date: 6/6/2016

I'm floating in outer space on the border region of earths atmosphere. I'm taking with the owner of the universe. He's a giant black figure that has an outline of a man with a Viking helmet with two horns. I'm negotiating with him about something I can't remember because I own the earth. In the galactic realm, I'm known as master earth. We finish talking and he sends me back down to earth. I fall all the way down to the ground and look around. The earth is barren but I know I'm in the 20th century. I walk around and talk to some people. They're all celebrating that humans have successfully landed on Mars. I know this is a hoax though because I'm from the future. The scene cuts to me being on Mars but it still looks like the dull, brown dirt on earth. I see a white caravan and knock to see who's inside. A tall Caucasian man opens the door. I ask him about himself. He looks crazy with black bags under his eyes and has a thin, starved look. He tells me that he's been living on Mars for a few decades. I think something is off so I leave and look around some more. I see three people in hazmat suits. An alien comes into view. It looks like a demented human. It's skin is black meaning the body is decomposing. The aliens then kills one of the men in hazmat suits and possesses the new body. The other aliens come out and does the same. I realise what has happened and run back to the white caravan. I find out the man in the caravan is possessed by an alien and know that I need to escape. I am then back on earth in the 21st century. I'm in a restaurant and am an employee. The restaurant is run by a bunch of kids. I'm male in this dream and see the perspective of how it is to be male (I'm female irl). In the dream I feel a compulsive need to be immature and do pranks. The kitchen is divided by boys and girls so I sneak in and steal the girl's tobacco sauce bottle so I can pee in the bottle and trick them into using it. I run to the boys toilet and go into a cubicle but realise the cubicle had a giant hole so other people in the next cubicle could see me. I try to discreetly urinate in the bottle but pee goes everywhere. Then the whole earth shakes and I'm now outside laying on the ground. My eyes are met with the night sky. I know the earth has moved because all the stars are different. I'm floating in outer space again. The owner of the universe is very displeased with me, saying I've done an inadequate job as the owner of earth. I'm now myself again. He slams me back on the ground. The dream fades to black and I can feel my body laying down on the bed. I slowly open my eyes and the night sky fills my vision again but it's much more vivid this time with the stars standing out more brightly. I get scared because of how real it looks and close my eyes again, missing my chance to lucid dream. Now that I think back on it, that was very stupid of me.