Ted Danson and the Rat Tail

Date: 2/14/2020

By clointoronto

I went to the mall with my (I think) boyfriend (that doesn’t exist in real life). We were walking by the small little shop that wasn’t a store but more so one of those small pop up stores in the middle of the malls. This one was set up right along the wall opposite another store. As my boyfriend and I are looking around at this wall of a store, I notice a man who I kept calling Tony Danza. He apparently was there waiting to get a haircut. We were talking (I knew he was famous) and joking around and then it was his time to go in. He’s getting his hair cut and I’m still at this store looking for a joking way to mess around with him. I wanted to find a rat tail. Somehow we telepathically connected and he said, “go ahead, let’s see what you’ve got.” I suppose he knew I was looking for rat tails. I couldn’t find any. So he finished getting his hair done and came back out to sit. I was telling him I really wanted to find a tail for him. He searched with me but still no luck. So he say, “ok, before anyone is looking, cut off some of my hair at the back. Go ahead. Do it.” So I grabbed the scissors, cut a straight line and put it on the shelf to show him. So turns out this guy was Ted Danson, not Tony but he never corrected me. You know how Ted’s hair is straight? Well, it was but when I went to cut it, it had a coil to it. Eventually he left and the woman who cut his hair was mad at me that I cut it after him. Then I went back home and Ted Danson was there. He was going to sleep in my kids room so I was trying to think of how to get the cable into the kids room. I pulled the cord long enough to reach but then two moths flew out from behind the dresser when I moved it. They chase me into my room then out into the kitchen, finally just resting somewhere in the living room. That’s it. Then I woke up.