Date: 3/27/2019
By leathecage
I was in jail, but I was soon to be released for good behavior. While walking around the station, I passed by the jail pool where my brother was teaching a swim class. He ended up peeing himself in front of everyone; no one laughed, they were all just embarrassed for him. I went to my cell and started getting my things. While out of my cell, my brother walked by in fresh clothes and told me to eat the bucket of nails right outside of my cell. He said it would freak the prison guards out. So I did, I could get all of them down though, but I got a good 3/4 of the bucket empty. The ladies who were in charge of guarding me were signing me out, and one of them took the bucket of nails and looked into it all confused. She asked me if I had eaten them, to which I responded with an offended tone "No!". She shrugged and then dumped my leftovers in the trash can and said: "A lot are missing, but we need to freshen them up for every inmate who occupies this cell". I was then a free woman, and I had planned on staying at my parent's house that night because I missed them, but I wanted to stop by the Belcher's house first (you know, the family from Bob's Burgers). But before I could leave, this man came up to me and asked if we wanted to spend time together one last time. I said that was fine, and we started walking around the jail. We ended up accidentally following these two Youtubers, who were looking for a place in the jail where they could film their next dumb stunt video. They ended up walking through a door made of chipboard, which was apparently blocking off a room that was super dangerous. The man I was with wanted to follow, but I told him I already ate a lot of nails, so I had enough danger in my life for that day. We ended up climbing up this ladder nearby, which lead to a loft area with a little tv. We watched something, and then it got really late, and I no longer had time to go to the Belcher's house or my parent's house. I ended up going to my own house for the night.