Date: 7/29/2017
By Solelaces
I had a dream that I had a boyfriend and I invited him over. Things got a a little steamy and I ended up giving him a blowjob (he had a really weirdly shaped so btw. The shaft was skinny but the head was like the top of a dome). He wants to touch me, but I hadn't shaved "down there" in quite a while, so I told him I had to go to the bathroom and excused myself. Then I recalled the time that my mom caught me with my ole boyfriend (true story) and returned to tell him that if he should hear the front door open, to hide. Just that happened, and I rushed to greet my mom in what looked like a kitchen, but clearly wasn't my own. She ended up going in my room anyway but thankfully he wasn't there. He was underneath the bed I noticed and she seemed suspicious so I stood closer to her so she won't be able to see. Alas, it was too late. She got onto the floor and got a good view of him, so he came out. She seemed and angry but at the same time amused (she was drinking last night so she was hungover in my dream) and said she wouldn't say anything to her boyfriend, who would probably be mad if he were to know. Then my dream did this complete 180 where suddenly I was this orphan girl with a sister and a weird dad (my mom was still there though). My sister was in the room, and my mom said she'd "say it in the group chat" (I had no clue what she was talking about since we didn't have a group chat, but now I'm starting to think she meant the one with me her and her bf in it). I was called up to the headmistresses office (again, we were suddenly in an orphanage, it was weird) with my sister, who had apparently snitched me out to the headmistress. I assured her that I had just pulled a prank call on my sister to make her believe I had a boyfriend, and the headmistress seemed annoyed but less us go. It ended with me, my sister, our dad, my mom, and a baby who I assume to be our little brother in the room getting ready for bed. My boyfriend is underneath the bed again and our dad lays on him purposely, I assume solely for the purpose to he annoying.