Grocery Store

Date: 12/30/2018

My boyfriend and I were in a parking lot, walking toward a small grocery store. There were vegan protesters outside. We were both wearing wigs, which we knew would obviously alert the vegans that we were there to buy meat. We realized that one of their tactics was to get one of their activists to pose as an employee to give patrons misinformation about animal products. I said that everyone should just start asking her a bunch of bullshit questions about the store's inventory to throw her off. Many people in the store started doing that, and even then I was wondering wtf they would listen to me. Where's the bread? Where's the yogurt? Where's the tampons? People shouted. The fake employee was overwhelmed.