Tigers in a Restaurant

Date: 4/12/2020

Cruising around with the boys. It’s dark out almost dawn and we’re driving through a side route through a restaurant to get to where we need to be. As we’re driving through, I notice there’s tigers sleeping on the floor of the restaurant, dozens of them. The noise of up driving wakes them up and they start chasing after us. I tell Kevin (whose driving) to hit it but a lion jumps in through the back into the trunk. I’m in the back, and it hops up into the middle row in front of me. We smack it around a bit and it quiets down for now. A second tiger (cub) gets in through the trunk and starts nipping at my fingers (it’s a feisty little thing). We drive for a few mins, and the tiger gets anxious and starts biting on Joe’s shoulder. I yell “open the door open the door” and lean up into the middle row to open the door. The tiger jumps out. I smack the tiger cub out the back and close the trunk. We continue driving on the sun comes up as we reach the main road.