minecraft

Date: 8/18/2016

By golden_fries

I had a dream where I was trying to kill a group of about 30 people and I was stabbing them in the butt to kill them and when I was almost done killing them all this one guy (I'll call him Joe) started digging a hole but the ground turned into pixels like it is in minecraft and when I went over to him to try and kill him but he knocked me out. Then I kind of woke up (in my dream) and when I looked around I saw that he was still digging and we where deeper in the whole, and then I fell back asleep. And the next time I woke up I was laying on a bunch of stones deep underground and there was like 7 fucking cats and joe was feeding me something then he was cutting up frozen mayonnaise, then there was a little kid that found where we where and was like "I'm going to kill everyone" and then Joe was like "no please don't kill orange she is everything I have, I don't want to live without hearing her laugh and seeing her smile" (he called me orange idk why) and then the kid ripped out a chainsaw and cut joes butt and killed him. Then, I tried getting out of the whole and when I did, I was on my cousins porch and then the people from a Japanese band where all sitting in the grass and I tried to slide down a pair of stairs to get to them and I broke my legs doing so...