costco trip

Date: 7/12/2016

Me and my wife went to Costco because apparently they have the best fresh produce. As we walked up I see this lady Lori that I used to work with 6 years ago. I thought she was coming to say hi but she actually work there and asked to see our Costco card. We both checked for one (even though we knew we didn't have one) then said we needed memberships. She directed us to the cashier on the left. At first I was just going to get one but we asked how much for both. It was only $22 so we both got one. We gave him both of our drivers licenses and he scanned them really quick and it looked like it would be a fast process...The guy that was setting up our memberships had long brown hair looked like a 90's skater. He was sitting at a double sided register and he was actually ringing someone up on the other side (behind him) at the same time. He was making funny comments about every item that he scanned. I remember him scanning 2 magic bullets and saying " they must not be that magic if they need two". He almost didn't scan a few items and asked us to give him a second. He turned around to finish scanning while that happened more people got in line. They were lined up on all four side and people were trying to put their food up the conveyor belt that was going the opposite way. One guy said he was in a hurry, he was fat and balding wearing a white dress shirt and a shiny gold watch. Some guy on the other side, tall white wearing a light colored polo, must have know him and said for the cashier to hurry up because that guy was gonna be rich. The "rich" guy laughed and said " I don't know about that" then some other guy who was black had a shiny ear ring and a dark suit on said " I found the 30 best places to live" The tall guy said "well LA is the best place" by his tone he meant the ONLY place. The black guy says "yea it's on the list" but got a feeling it was on the bottom of the list. Finally the cashier was finished with our cards. We had to enter our PIN numbers in because somehow we had bought food. I went first and started to type and he stopped me and asked for us to go in order. I looked at the pin pad and saw a small pic off my wife. I said "sorry I just assumed I would go first" in my head it was because my name would go first alphabetically. So we put our pins in and started talking to the cashier. My wife asked for a pink flower because she wanted to put it in her lip like her friend Sarah did when she came her. They were fake flowers. He remembered Sarah because apparently they were briefly dating. He said she was a bitch and blew him off. He grabbed a flower and ripped of the stem. There was a sharp metal piece that stuck out and he told us how Sarah accidentally stabbed herself with this part. He took that off and the wife proceeded to put the flower in her top lip where a lip ring would be (she does not have one in real life). Then we thanked him and walked away with no groceries..... My dogs woke me up after that.