Don't Fart During the Skunk Invasion

Date: 1/5/2018

There were skunks everywhere. In buildings, on streets, and they were invading like locusts. I asked, Why do they always come in such numbers? It was a shame because they were so cute. They looked clean and soft and I wanted to pet them, but I had to stay far away. I told a group of kids not to fart. It would attract the skunks. A little boy thought this was funny and started doing it on purpose. As a result, we all had to run and hide. We hid in a public bathroom and stuffed towels under the doors. That's pretty much all I remember.